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All posts tagged
easter
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March 29, 2024Hi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs Hidden
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March 29, 2024God Leaves a Voice Message for Jesus on Holy Saturday
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April 7, 2023Congratulations on Catching the Real Easter Bunny
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March 23, 2023Reviews of New Food: Peeps-Flavored Pepsi
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April 15, 2022Jesus’s Tomb Diary
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April 14, 2022New Reservation Rules for the Restaurant That Hosted the Last Supper
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April 2, 2021Leaked Emails from Simon Peter to Members of the Alpha Omega Fraternity
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April 2, 2021How to Manage Anxiety Around Reentering Society After Your Crucifixion and Resurrection
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April 2, 2021For the Record, We Aren’t Too Crazy About Moses Either
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April 10, 2020Four Bible Verses That Describe the Kick-Ass Birthday Party the Apostles Were Planning for Jesus Before They Learned He Was Going to Die for Our Sins
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires