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All posts tagged
eating
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November 19, 2024I Just Found Out That the Serving Size Is Ten Almonds, But I’ll Eat as Many as I Want
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October 8, 2024I Only Offered to Do the Dishes at This Dinner Party So I Can Keep Eating
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July 29, 2024Look Alive—The Dish You Ordered at This Restaurant Is Coming out on a Different Type of Plate from Everyone Else’s
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July 24, 2023Grab a Quick Lunch at Our Fast-Casual Slop Trough
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June 21, 2023The Very Hungry Caterpillar or Me at a Hotel Buffet?
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May 16, 2023The Pros and Cons of Diets I Have Tried
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April 24, 2023Your Spoon Will Be Ready to Use After This Software Update
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March 22, 2023I Don’t Eat Gluten or Dairy Anymore Except for When I Do
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November 17, 2021Poets and Scholars Eat on Zoom
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August 27, 2021This Study Has Found Literally Every Activity You Love Is Statistically Certain to Kill You
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner