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All posts tagged
eating
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November 19, 2024I Just Found Out That the Serving Size Is Ten Almonds, But I’ll Eat as Many as I Want
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October 8, 2024I Only Offered to Do the Dishes at This Dinner Party So I Can Keep Eating
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July 29, 2024Look Alive—The Dish You Ordered at This Restaurant Is Coming out on a Different Type of Plate from Everyone Else’s
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July 24, 2023Grab a Quick Lunch at Our Fast-Casual Slop Trough
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June 21, 2023The Very Hungry Caterpillar or Me at a Hotel Buffet?
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May 16, 2023The Pros and Cons of Diets I Have Tried
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April 24, 2023Your Spoon Will Be Ready to Use After This Software Update
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March 22, 2023I Don’t Eat Gluten or Dairy Anymore Except for When I Do
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November 17, 2021Poets and Scholars Eat on Zoom
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August 27, 2021This Study Has Found Literally Every Activity You Love Is Statistically Certain to Kill You
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday