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All posts tagged
eating
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November 19, 2024I Just Found Out That the Serving Size Is Ten Almonds, But I’ll Eat as Many as I Want
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October 8, 2024I Only Offered to Do the Dishes at This Dinner Party So I Can Keep Eating
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July 29, 2024Look Alive—The Dish You Ordered at This Restaurant Is Coming out on a Different Type of Plate from Everyone Else’s
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July 24, 2023Grab a Quick Lunch at Our Fast-Casual Slop Trough
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June 21, 2023The Very Hungry Caterpillar or Me at a Hotel Buffet?
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May 16, 2023The Pros and Cons of Diets I Have Tried
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April 24, 2023Your Spoon Will Be Ready to Use After This Software Update
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March 22, 2023I Don’t Eat Gluten or Dairy Anymore Except for When I Do
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November 17, 2021Poets and Scholars Eat on Zoom
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August 27, 2021This Study Has Found Literally Every Activity You Love Is Statistically Certain to Kill You
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?