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January 7, 2025Are You a Waymo or a Woman?
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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July 31, 2024Olympic Gymnast or Me, a Middle-Aged Woman?
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June 27, 2024Pavement Lyrics or Trump Cognitive Glitch?
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May 17, 2024The Handmaid’s Tale or Harrison Butker’s Commencement Speech?
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April 12, 2024Arizona Law from 1864, Law from Middle-earth, or Anti-Crime Code of Mega-City One from Judge Dredd?
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April 10, 2024Character in a Dystopian YA Novel or Homeopathic Remedy My Mom Gave Me That Didn’t Fucking Work?
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February 21, 2024Morrissey or Trump?
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February 16, 2024Going to Graduate School or Making a TikTok?
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February 8, 2024Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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