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All posts tagged

elevators

October 25, 2024

Here’s the Pitch

by River Clegg
November 6, 2023

Our Elevator Is Having Some Issues

by Alex Baia
July 10, 2012

No Matter How You Slice it, We’ve Been Stuck in This Elevator for Three Days

by John Purcell
August 11, 2009

An Open Letter to One of the IT Contractors at Work

by Ellen Treimel

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by Lisa Borders
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A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon

by Evan Barber
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Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?

by Carlos Greaves
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by Andreas Trolf

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