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All posts tagged
empty-nest
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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August 27, 2021The Soul-Sucking Stages of Grief of a Mom Whose Child Is Leaving for College
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March 24, 2020“I Will Survive (Being Locked Down With My Freshman Son Who Was Sent Home from College)”
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
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January 15, 2015My Roommates Are the Lamest
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August 27, 2014The Following Content is Sponsored by Your Parents
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May 9, 2014What to Expect When You’re Empty Nesting
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday