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english-majors
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April 19, 2024Other Things That Could Be Called The Tortured Poets Department
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December 9, 2022Staying at a White Lotus Resort or Getting a PhD in English?
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September 28, 2020An English Major In the Afterlife
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August 16, 2018How to Renew Your English Degree
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May 23, 2017Economics Problems for English Majors
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May 10, 2017Facebook Genres for English Professors
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April 11, 2017Math Problems for English Majors
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December 9, 2016Useful Things to Say in English Class
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March 7, 2016Things to Do With Your English Degree
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February 17, 2012An Open Letter to the Marketing Lady in My Office Who Asked Me What My Major Was in College, and When I Said English, Responded With, “You’ll Never Get Anywhere With That.”
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