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essays
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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February 4, 202016 Tricks to Stretch Out an Essay
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June 9, 2016My Own Private Shock Corridor: Whistling in the Dark, Part 1
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May 13, 2016Hijabi in Plain Sight: When Hijabi is Accused of Playing the Hijabi Card
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May 11, 2016Doing Science: On the Importance of Talking to Creationists
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May 2, 2016My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Ontological Argument: Part 1 — Shadow of a Doubt
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April 28, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Brass Ring
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April 20, 2016Doing Science: Bow Down to Your Gooey Grey Nanolords
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April 15, 2016Best Joke Ever: Arrested Development: A Bonkers Family Comedy for the Detail-Obsessed
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April 11, 2016Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who Am I Forgetting?
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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