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fat

March 14, 2013

Famous Works of Literature Reimagined to Reflect America’s Present Obesity Crisis

by Al Caggforth
April 6, 2012

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Be Fat?

by Chris White
April 8, 2010

Terms Used By the Sommelier That Indicate You Should Order a Salad

by Elena Degnan
May 2, 2009

Jokes for People With Body-Image Problems Tied to Low Self-Esteem

by Dan Kennedy
January 4, 2009

An Open Letter to J.J. Abrams Re: Lack of Fat People in Star Trek

by Gary Rudoren
June 22, 2004

An Open Letter to My Deep Fear That My Girlfriend Will Be Really Fat Later in Life

by Kenneth Smith

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