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July 22, 2024The Béchamel Test
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October 19, 2022Scenes from The Candymansplainer
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 13, 2022Becoming a New Dad in Middle Age: As Told by the Sheriff from No Country For Old Men
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June 29, 2022First Drafts of Classic Movie Quotes
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October 30, 2020Famous Horror Movies, Reviewed In 2020
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July 16, 2020Reviews of New Food: BUMBLE BEE® Snack On The Run! Tuna Salad with Crackers Kit
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May 1, 2020Dos and Don’ts For Finding the Right Snowpiercer Train Car for Your Child
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November 21, 2019Times I’ve Silently Belted “Let it Go” to Cope With Corporate Culture
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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