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May 3, 2023

How White Men Fight, According to Tucker Carlson

by Emily Flake
November 4, 2021

I Am Totally Against Critical Race Theory, and Furthermore, I Have No Clue What It Is

by Eli Grober
April 28, 2021

Baba Yaga Announces That She Is Distancing Herself From Tucker Carlson

by Bobbie Armstrong
September 30, 2020

Why Didn’t Sauron Condemn the Orc Hordes?

by Tara Millette
May 2, 2019

As a Wealthy Republican TV Pundit, I Am a Champion of the People and an Enemy of the Elites

by Brittany Van Horne
March 11, 2019

I Refuse to Apologize for My Old, Harmless Jokes About Rape Cults, the Underdeveloped Psyche of Women, and Sexual Assault

by José Ferrer
August 16, 2017

Here at Fox News We Have No News to Report, So Enjoy These Images of Tropical Fish

by Tom Smyth
June 1, 2017

I Am the Fox & Friends Couch

by Michael Hare
April 11, 2017

The Love Song of William J. O’Reilly

by Jamie Cricks
March 15, 2007

Letters From an Earth Ball, To Or Concerning Sean Hannity: Raining All The Time: An Earth Ball Writes Yet Another Letter

by Ben Greenman

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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November 4, 2024

Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day

by Amanda Lehr
November 4, 2024

270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us

by Christian F. Nunes
November 4, 2024

Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care

by Jennie Egerdie
November 3, 2024

Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen

by Tom Ellison