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All posts tagged
global-warming
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December 6, 2023Answering Questions at the Climate Summit After My Speech in Support of Oil World
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July 28, 2023Take a Break from Earth’s Heat and Come Cool Off in Hell
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April 22, 2022This City Pledges to Be Carbon-Neutral by the Time It’s Too Late
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August 10, 2021Studio Notes on the UN Climate Report
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July 15, 2021Tweets from the Bath & Body Works Crisis Communications Team in the Year 2030
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April 22, 2021Our Company Is Committed to Going 100 Percent Carbon-Free by the Year 3000
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April 10, 2020Three Percent of Scientists Agree that Thirty-Nine Days and Nights of Rain Proves Absolutely Nothing
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September 20, 2019Dear Leaders of the World: Get Your Shit Together
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June 5, 2019We Cannot Act On Climate Change Until We Confirm It’s a Person of Color, Gay, an Immigrant, or a Woman
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October 9, 2018All Right, Fine, My Magic Is the True Cause of Climate Change
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner