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god
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March 29, 2024God Leaves a Voice Message for Jesus on Holy Saturday
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September 14, 2023I Am the Lord Your God, and I Want You to Know That I Invented Boners
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June 29, 2023Hey, It’s Me, God, Your Totally Not Vengeful New Landlord
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May 4, 2023Why God Decided Dogs Can’t Live as Long as People
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September 23, 2022On the Eighth Day, Leon Leonwood Bean Said, “Let There Be Flannel Shirts”
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July 28, 2022How I, God, Made the Bible So Clear on Abortion
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May 27, 2022On the Eighth Day, God Was Asked to Come Back to the Office Because Red Flags Were Raised with Certain Elements of His Work
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April 25, 2022The Book of Job, Revisited
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August 27, 2021After a Long Pandemic Layoff, God Interviews for a New Job
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May 3, 2021It’s Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What Brian Wilson Would Be Without You: Fine
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee