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All posts tagged
golf
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July 14, 2023Why Yes, This Human Internment Camp Did Used to Be a Topgolf
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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October 3, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Red Golf Ball
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April 8, 2017Excerpts From Caddyshack: Mar-a-Lago
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April 3, 2017The Golf Cart Association of America Thanks President Trump for His Dedication to His Weekend Work
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November 3, 2015Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Matthew Moody Has Only Been Hit Twice by Golf Balls
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February 3, 2014When I Sold You My Windmill You Promised You Wouldn’t Repurpose It for Mini-Golf
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May 20, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Until I found Buddhism, Sikhism seemed compelling—even magical. When golf anxiety started making intimacy unpleasant, Sikh filosophy [sic] kept John grounded. Sikhism’s awesome.”
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September 12, 2011Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 18: The End of the Season
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August 22, 2011Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 17: The Club Championship
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires