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gourds
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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May 9, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor
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December 3, 2015It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 4, 2013A McSweeney’s Books Q&A with Colin Nissan, Author of “It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers” and Contributor to Our New Humor Anthology The Best of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
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February 18, 2002Names of Squash That Also Make Good Terms of Endearment
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires