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gourds

September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
May 9, 2016

I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor

by Joslyn Sklar and Justin Sklar
December 3, 2015

It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 4, 2013

A McSweeney’s Books Q&A with Colin Nissan, Author of “It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers” and Contributor to Our New Humor Anthology The Best of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

by McSweeney’s Books
February 18, 2002

Names of Squash That Also Make Good Terms of Endearment

by Laura Belous

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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December 20, 2024

Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists

by Amanda Lehr
December 20, 2024

An Art Nouveau Calendar for a Terrible Fucking Year

by Ali Fitzgerald
December 19, 2024

An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her

by Una LaMarche
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender