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All posts tagged
graduations
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April 22, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Given This Commencement Speech to Other Poor College Graduates
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January 22, 2024How to Nail Your High School Graduation Speech Even If You’re Not That Popular
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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June 8, 2022Feeling Wistful as My Daughter Moves on to College Active-Shooter Drills
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June 18, 2020An Open Letter to the Class of 2020 From a Dad Who Deserves Sympathy Too
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May 5, 2020An Edited Commencement Speech for the Class of 2020
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June 3, 2011An Open Letter to My High School’s Class of 2011
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June 3, 2008A Word to the Graduates
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool