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All posts tagged

guitars

July 23, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Small Metal Guitar

by Jason Von Stein
February 27, 2017

Key Ring Chronicles: Guitar Pick Holder

by Dan Baglio
October 12, 2012

Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: Like Cusack Crying In the Rain

by Jason Edward Harrington
May 30, 2006

Sestina: Sestina With Clementines, Beer, and Guitar

by Christopher Louvet
December 17, 2004

Excerpts From 2004 Summer-Movie Reviews That Also Describe Tom Morello’s Guitar Work On the Debut Rage Against the Machine Album

by Lucas Stangl
May 12, 2000

Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Three Announcements

by Anonymous MIT Laboratory Door Watcher

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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December 20, 2024

Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists

by Amanda Lehr
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by Ali Fitzgerald
December 19, 2024

An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her

by Una LaMarche
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender