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All posts tagged
gyms
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June 10, 2021T. S. Eliot Goes to a Planet Fitness Gym
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January 2, 2020Thank You For Joining Our Gym and Thereby Helping Us Avoid a Devastating Legal Battle With The Producers of the Hit History Channel Show, Vikings
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October 12, 2018We Regret to Inform You That We Won’t Be Publishing Your Gym Advice
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February 9, 2018Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym
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December 27, 2011An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday