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All posts tagged
hair
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December 9, 2020An Open Letter to God: Why Did You Make My Butt So Hairy?
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July 14, 2020Mom Hair Through the Ages
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November 1, 2019Welcome to Gray: The Premiere Island Hideaway for Women of a Certain Age
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August 27, 2019Lice Real Estate Listings
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August 16, 2019Drybarfly
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April 26, 2019Key Moments In Women’s Shaving History
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January 28, 2016An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Hair Sprouting From My Ears
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December 10, 2015What Heterosexual Men Think During Sex
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August 31, 2015Best Beards of Modernity: Five Hairy Haikus
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June 26, 2015An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead