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halloween-candy

September 26, 2024

Reviews of New Food: Kit Kat Ghost Toast

by Katie Kauppi
October 28, 2022

It’s Me, the Person Putting Drugs in the Halloween Candy

by Tiffany C. Li
October 6, 2022

Reviews of New Food: Brach’s Tailgate Candy Corn Mix

by Lane Chasek
October 25, 2018

Please Help Save My Writing Career by Clicking to Read This Ranking of Halloween Candy

by Hillary Dixler Canavan
October 28, 2016

What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views

by Dorothy Bendel
October 31, 2007

Signs Above My Halloween Candy: 1996–2006

by Zach Oberman

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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December 20, 2024

Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists

by Amanda Lehr
December 20, 2024

An Art Nouveau Calendar for a Terrible Fucking Year

by Ali Fitzgerald
December 19, 2024

An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her

by Una LaMarche
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender