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hamburgers
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May 7, 2019I Took on the American Cheeseburger, and It Defeated Me
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April 9, 2018Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger
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March 9, 2018Do Eggs Belong On a Burger? That’s Something People Would Be Interested in Reading About, Right?
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April 29, 2013A Letter to My Unborn Cheeseburger
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May 1, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Double Bypass
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December 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 19, 2025Relax, Everyone—Clarence Thomas Has Got Us
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February 26, 2025We Promised to Bring Back a Golden Age—But We Never Actually Specified Which Golden Age
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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February 25, 2025We’ve Replaced the Government’s Hiring Criteria with a Better, Fairer System: Hiring Whoever Yells the Loudest
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February 25, 2025I’m a Typo, and in This Age of AI, I’m the Real Hero