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harry-potter
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November 18, 2021Draco Malfoy’s College Recommendation Letter That I Totally Don’t Feel Conflicted About Writing Whatsoever
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September 30, 2021Rick Steves Casually Reviews Dangerous Fantasy Locations
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August 11, 2021I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My Second Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m on a Train Going to Hogwarts
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July 20, 2021Our System Here at the Ministry of Magic Is Alive and Well
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March 15, 2020An Update Regarding the Opening of the Chamber of Secrets
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October 29, 2019Booing Voldemort at the Triwizard Tournament Demonstrates Hogwarts’ Lack of Civil Discourse
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October 1, 2019Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee
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July 31, 2019I Took the “Discover Your Patronus” Test On Pottermore and Got Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy
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March 18, 2019More Wizard Facts We Wish J.K. Rowling Had Kept to Herself
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September 11, 2018I, Lucius Malfoy, Have Regularly Considered Leaving the Death Eaters
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires