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health-insurance
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February 7, 2025I Got My Dog Talking Buttons, and Now He’s Selling Health Insurance
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December 18, 2024AI Meeting Summary: Appointing the Next CEO at United Healthcare
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December 16, 2024Scrooge and Marley CEO: The Counting House Business Is Flawed. Let’s Fix It
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December 5, 2024UnitedHealthcare Is Now Medicare For All
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August 2, 2024I Embark on the Hero’s Journey of Filling My Insulin Prescription
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December 5, 2023My Life Before and After Turning Twenty-Six and Losing My Parents’ Health Insurance
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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February 10, 2023Your Health Insurance Is Now Supermarket Cake
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October 5, 2022Innovative Ways the Healthcare Industry Keeps You Healthy
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August 16, 2022About Our New Corporate Bloodletting Program
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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