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July 12, 2023Airbnb Reviews of Henry David Thoreau’s Cabin
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July 12, 2023Walled-In; Or, Life in the Bathroom Hiding from My Kids
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February 8, 2022Five Misconceptions About Self-Publishing (Your Own Unauthorized Sequel to Walden)
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April 29, 2020“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools
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February 26, 2014Henry David Thoreau Can’t Take Much More of These Goddamn Steam Whistles
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February 29, 2012Xtreme Walden
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April 6, 2010Waldageddon
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September 16, 2005What Thoreau Is Missing
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September 2, 1999In the Kingdom of the Unabomber, Part V: Pimping for Kaczynski
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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