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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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April 8, 2021I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down
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May 29, 2020I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together
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January 13, 2020I Am the Person Who Writes Conflict Into Husband-Wife Home Renovation Shows
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
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August 23, 2013Diablo, Lord of Terror, Hires a Contractor
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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May 20, 2010Dink Shui: The Art of Uncomfortable Living In My Yurt
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March 3, 2006What the People Who Used to Live in My House Apparently Said to Each Other Before Selling It to Me
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday