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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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April 8, 2021I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down
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May 29, 2020I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together
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January 13, 2020I Am the Person Who Writes Conflict Into Husband-Wife Home Renovation Shows
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
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August 23, 2013Diablo, Lord of Terror, Hires a Contractor
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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May 20, 2010Dink Shui: The Art of Uncomfortable Living In My Yurt
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March 3, 2006What the People Who Used to Live in My House Apparently Said to Each Other Before Selling It to Me
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel