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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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April 8, 2021I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down
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May 29, 2020I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together
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January 13, 2020I Am the Person Who Writes Conflict Into Husband-Wife Home Renovation Shows
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
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August 23, 2013Diablo, Lord of Terror, Hires a Contractor
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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May 20, 2010Dink Shui: The Art of Uncomfortable Living In My Yurt
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March 3, 2006What the People Who Used to Live in My House Apparently Said to Each Other Before Selling It to Me
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead
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March 21, 2025American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards