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hotels
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June 12, 2024Things to do in a Hotel Room After Your Child Falls Asleep at 7:30 p.m.
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June 21, 2023The Very Hungry Caterpillar or Me at a Hotel Buffet?
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December 21, 2022Joseph of Nazareth Has Had It with Hotels.com
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June 24, 2019Neutral, Milk, or Hotel?
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May 8, 2019Introducing the Newly Gentrified New York, New York Hotel & Casino
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January 23, 2019Welcome to Our Shitty Eco-Hotel
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September 12, 2018So You Want to Be a Boutique Hotel Copywriter?
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August 24, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Home
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July 31, 2014I Failed Terribly at Creating an Approachable Down-Home Tone for a Large American Hotel Chain
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November 13, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Bear’s Guide to Hotel Cookery
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner