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April 9, 2024So You’ve Knocked Over a Row of a Motorcycle Gang’s Motorcycles, Again
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February 7, 2024How to Give a Toast to a Departing Coworker
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January 22, 2024How to Nail Your High School Graduation Speech Even If You’re Not That Popular
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October 7, 2022How to Properly Celebrate Columbus Day
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January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
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February 25, 2019How to Prepare for Your Fresh Air Interview with Terry Gross
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January 18, 2019How to Have a Mental Breakdown in an Open Concept Office
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August 15, 2018How to Handle Anxiety About the Toxic Sludge Filling Your Bedroom
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November 8, 2017How to Make a Sandwich
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October 26, 2016How to Release a New Album
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday