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infectious-diseases
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March 20, 2025RFK Jr.’s Plans for Stopping the Bird Flu
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November 7, 2023Questions for Your PCP About Having COVID in 2023
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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December 22, 2022Kids, Santa is Going to Sit This Year Out Because You Are All Riddled with Germs
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July 21, 2021Ernest Hemingway: Superspreader
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June 11, 2021We’re Only Meeting For the First Time, But I’m Going to Give You a Good, Long Hug Anyway
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May 10, 2021Hey, Girl. It’s Me, the Ball Pit. Can We Talk?
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December 3, 20201918 Flu Pandemic
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October 30, 2020My Sexy Nurse Costume Is Going to Be So Hot Once I Get My Hands On Some Food Service Gloves and a Pair of Used Ski Goggles
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September 16, 2020Omega Theta Chi’s COVID-19 Flip Cup Rules
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey