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October 11, 2024Brutally Honest Instructions for Visiting a Pumpkin Patch
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January 23, 2023Instructions for Patients: Vasectomy v. Giving Birth
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June 1, 2022Honest Instructions for Your At-Home Bikini Wax
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September 8, 20202020 Election Voting Booth Assembly Instructions
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September 19, 2019Revised Political Usage and Application Directions For Kiwi Brand Shoe Polish
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September 19, 2019Instructions For Building My Rube Goldberg Machine
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March 15, 2019How to Create Your Very Own Crossword Puzzle
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January 31, 2017The Rules of This Board Game Are Long, But Also Complicated
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January 14, 2015Audience Instructions for Our Immersive/Experimental Theatre Production in an Abandoned Middle School in Bushwick
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December 5, 2014Generic Choreography Instructions for Your Poetry Slam Performance
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee