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All posts tagged
invitations
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June 17, 2024How to Respectfully Decline an Invitation to a Social Obligation You Simply Do Not Feel Like Attending
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January 30, 2024A Message to Guests Attending the Party Held in an Exotic Locale at My Luxurious Palatial Estate That Is Often the Setting for Espionage
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April 21, 2023I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Thirteen Birthday Parties We’ve Been Invited to This Month
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February 23, 2022You’re Invited to My Birthday Fundraiser—Also, My Husband Is on the Supreme Court
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October 18, 2019You’re Invited to My Destination Funeral
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July 14, 2017You’re Invited to Our Destination Wedding Atop the Delaware Sized Iceberg That Just Broke Off the Larsen-C Ice Shelf!
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March 7, 2014Morgan and Jeff’s Divorce Party Invitation
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January 9, 2014It’s My Radioactive Cyst’s Gender-Reveal Party, Y’all!
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March 29, 2010Come to a Passover Seder in REDWOOD HALL!
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November 28, 2007LinkedIn Invitation Email Copy Revised
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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