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invitations
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June 17, 2024How to Respectfully Decline an Invitation to a Social Obligation You Simply Do Not Feel Like Attending
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January 30, 2024A Message to Guests Attending the Party Held in an Exotic Locale at My Luxurious Palatial Estate That Is Often the Setting for Espionage
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April 21, 2023I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Thirteen Birthday Parties We’ve Been Invited to This Month
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February 23, 2022You’re Invited to My Birthday Fundraiser—Also, My Husband Is on the Supreme Court
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October 18, 2019You’re Invited to My Destination Funeral
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July 14, 2017You’re Invited to Our Destination Wedding Atop the Delaware Sized Iceberg That Just Broke Off the Larsen-C Ice Shelf!
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March 7, 2014Morgan and Jeff’s Divorce Party Invitation
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January 9, 2014It’s My Radioactive Cyst’s Gender-Reveal Party, Y’all!
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March 29, 2010Come to a Passover Seder in REDWOOD HALL!
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November 28, 2007LinkedIn Invitation Email Copy Revised
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner