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January 30, 2024A Message to Guests Attending the Party Held in an Exotic Locale at My Luxurious Palatial Estate That Is Often the Setting for Espionage
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June 22, 2023Even If I Had Been Aware of Ernst Stavro Blofeld’s Connection to Those Supreme Court Cases, My Recusal Would Not Have Been Required or Appropriate
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September 23, 2022Famous Chess Matches, If Some of the Players Were Cheating Using Vibrating Anal Beads, a Thing That Is Allegedly Happening in the Chess World and Is Not Something Random That I Made Up
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July 26, 2022James Bond Quotes, If He Were a Karen
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February 22, 2021Problematic Classic Films Slightly Improved by Adding a Character Who Sews Clothing Out of Curtains
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March 9, 2020James Bond Films for Parents
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October 14, 2014Bond Villain or Bard Student?
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March 5, 2008The Most Complicated Game
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December 7, 2007James Bond Films for the George W. Bush Era
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October 28, 2005Rejected Bond Girls
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