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jared-kushner
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April 8, 2020The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah: 2020 Pandemic Edition
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April 19, 2019The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2019 Edition
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March 30, 2018The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2018 Edition
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November 20, 2017Scenes from Ivanka Trump’s Deep Sea Thanksgiving
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November 10, 2017Quiz: At What Age Can You…?
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October 10, 2017Jared Kushner’s First Draft Plan for Peace in the Middle East
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September 29, 2017A Yom Kippur Sermon From Ivanka and Jared’s Rabbi
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July 25, 2017Other Meetings Jared Kushner Has Attended Without Realizing What They Were
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May 27, 2017Jared Kushner’s Letter Home from Camp
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April 10, 2017The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner