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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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August 25, 2020“New Jersey Will Also Never Die,” By David Puddy
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December 15, 2017Logical Reasoning Questions: My Dream Dinner Party
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December 20, 2013Best Joke Ever: Golden Boy, Seinfeld, and the Meandering Male Mind
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January 19, 2005Making Reruns of Television Sitcoms More Exciting by Adding a Weapon
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August 8, 2001Comedic Variations On Three Themes
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December 6, 2000Excerpts From the Script of the Completely Made-Up Walking Tour of Greenwich Village I Have Recently Been Giving, for a Small Fee, to Unsuspecting Tourists
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 4, 2024Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day
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November 4, 2024Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care
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