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jurassic-park

June 10, 2022

We, the Herbivores of Jurassic Park, Have Unionized. Here Are Our Demands

by Jenny Wise and Sam Woods
May 4, 2021

Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?

by Carlos Greaves
October 5, 2020

Just Because I Was Mauled by Velociraptors Doesn’t Mean I Haven’t Done an Excellent Job Handling the Velociraptor Attacks

by Carlos Greaves
May 6, 2020

Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park

by Carlos Greaves
November 12, 2014

The Boy from Jurassic Park’s College Application Essay

by Julia Drake

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A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
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by Ginny Hogan
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