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keyring-chronicles

July 28, 2020

Four-Way Pocket Screwdriver

by Alexander B. Joy
July 7, 2020

Knotted Ribbon

by Nikki Campo
June 18, 2020

Championship Net

by Benjamin Russell
May 20, 2020

Bicycle Cog

by Peter Hymas
February 25, 2020

Pom-Poms

by Rebecca Reid
January 28, 2020

Meat Shed Key

by Rob Shaw
January 14, 2020

Leather Strap

by S. Turnage
September 10, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Fitzpatrick USB Drive

by Taylor Daine
July 23, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Small Metal Guitar

by Jason Von Stein
July 9, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Palau Pill Purse

by Laura Niles

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March 24, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
March 18, 2025

Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy

by Ryan Wolin
March 26, 2025

Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel

by Sara K. Runnels
March 25, 2025

The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat

by Agrim Joshi

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Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied

by Brett Olsen
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Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu

by Ben Steere and Elizabeth Steere
March 27, 2025

We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples

by Ryan Abbott
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A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner

by Daniel Gumbiner