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kindergarten
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August 20, 2024Your Project Proposal Titled “Attend Kindergarten” Has Been Rejected
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May 1, 2024How to Do Really Really Well at Show-and-Tell
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September 4, 2020A Meditation for Kindergarten Teachers Who Are Teaching In-Person During the Pandemic
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August 21, 2020Dorothy Parker Explains Remote Kindergarten
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August 27, 2018Parents, Please Follow This Labor-Intensive, Alphabet-Themed Daily Schedule for the First Month of the School Year
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February 15, 2017Parents’ Manhattan Kindergarten Application Essay
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July 30, 201525 Words Your Kindergartner Must Know Before First Grade
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June 2, 2009Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Everything I Know
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December 18, 2006Professor Richard Dawkins Speaks at Fair Hills Kindergarten Regarding Santa Claus, December 2, 2006
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January 27, 2006A Mother’s Plea
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday