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liberal-arts

April 29, 2020

“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools

by Ron Fein
March 7, 2016

Things to Do With Your English Degree

by Cody Ziler
November 23, 2015

How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: The Liberal Arts Building

by John Minichillo
August 21, 2015

An Open Letter to My Coworker, Who After Learning I Have a College Degree, Asked, “Why Do You Work Here Then?” 

by Denise Parker
June 26, 2015

The Cover Letter of Every College Graduate with a Liberal Arts Degree

by Sophia Paslaski
December 4, 2014

The Liberal Arts Thesis Subtitle Generator

by Kyle York
May 28, 2013

Skills I Can Offer Your Post-Apocalyptic, Nomadic Street Gang

by Jonathan Stokes
February 16, 2012

Job Interview Responses From a Millennial Liberal Arts Major

by Michael McBain
January 20, 2012

Things Liberal Arts Graduates Never Like Hearing

by Rocky Rakovic
April 22, 2010

The Only Thing That Can Stop This Asteroid Is Your Liberal Arts Degree

by Mike Lacher

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