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librarians
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February 3, 2022How Non-Librarians Imagine a Librarian’s Typical Workday
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April 29, 2021If Libraries Were Run Like Used Car Dealerships
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February 20, 2020A Children’s Librarian Blurbs Adult Literary and Commercial Fiction
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June 20, 2019An Open Letter to Parents Being Harangued to Remember Yet Another Username and Password by Signing Up for the Library Summer Reading Program
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April 10, 2018Horoscopes for Librarians
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April 18, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Library Card
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September 14, 2012An Open Letter to the Look That Slowly Forms On Your Face When I Tell You I Am a Librarian
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August 27, 2010Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 38: Rules of Conduct
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May 21, 2010Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 37: The Windsor Knot
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February 18, 2010Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 36
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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