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All posts tagged
life
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August 24, 2023I’ve Got a New Lease on Life
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January 10, 2023Moving to This City I Idealized Will Surely Solve All My Problems
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January 26, 2022A Scathing Review of Your Thirties: The Video Game
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October 1, 2021I Have Decided to Live the Remainder of My Life as a Simple Woodland Creature
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February 2, 2021Basic Math Rules That Do Not Apply to Real Life
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May 29, 2020I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together
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May 24, 2019“Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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April 2, 2019Developmental Milestones for Adults
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February 6, 2019Scenes from Reality Prep: The School That Teaches Your Children What Adult Life Will Really Be Like
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October 4, 2018Dangerous Ideas
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead