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All posts tagged
lovers
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April 13, 2018The Sea is My Mistress. Please Don’t Tell My Wife
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April 9, 2010An Open Letter to the Glorious New Couple That Rose Like a Phoenix from the Infernal Failure That Was My Last Relationship
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October 8, 2009Hairstyles That Would Also Make Better Lovers Than My Boyfriend, Bob
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July 14, 1999Plath or Gabrielle?
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April 26, 1999Break-Up Time, Wake-Up Time
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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December 18, 2024Hyper Specific Yoga with Adriene Videos I Wish She’d Make for Me