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All posts tagged
malls
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January 26, 2023Cormac McCarthy’s The Mall
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November 30, 2022As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?
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May 27, 2022Starcourt Mall is Closing
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July 9, 2021Just Because Nobody’s Heard of Us Doesn’t Mean We Didn’t Change the History of FM Radio
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March 10, 2017Emails to My Agent From Inside the Mall of America’s Writers’ Residency
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July 29, 2011An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall
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February 8, 2010Manglers Mall
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January 19, 2009Dispatches From Manila: Dispatch 3: Welcome to Mall-nila
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June 24, 2005The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
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January 15, 2004An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally