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martha-stewart
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September 30, 2014Here Are Some Fucking Barefoot Contessa Cookbook Titles
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September 20, 2013Martha Stewart Paint Color or Macklemore Song?
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January 20, 2011Literary Symbols I Fear I Overuse
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March 4, 2010An Open Letter to Dove Heart-Shaped Valentine’s Chocolates That Feature Romance Tips From Martha Stewart
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March 30, 2004Letters for Martha
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July 12, 2001Three More Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen In Martha Stewart Living In an Alternate Reality
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July 11, 2001Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen In Martha Stewart Living In an Alternate Reality
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January 18, 2000Mr. Blackwell, a Literary Analysis
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner