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All posts tagged
matrix
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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October 25, 2022Our New Social Media Platform, The Matrix, Isn’t About Enslaving Humanity—It’s About Bringing People Together
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January 18, 2022Two Years of This Pandemic Is Long Enough: It’s Time to Enter the Metaverse
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September 9, 2021Neo, You Can Take the Blue Pill or You Can Take the Red Pill. Either is Fine, Honestly. Just Don’t Take the Ivermectin
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March 16, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: McKinley, National, Town, Apollo, Summit, Olentangy
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes