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All posts tagged
matrix
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October 25, 2022Our New Social Media Platform, The Matrix, Isn’t About Enslaving Humanity—It’s About Bringing People Together
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January 18, 2022Two Years of This Pandemic Is Long Enough: It’s Time to Enter the Metaverse
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September 9, 2021Neo, You Can Take the Blue Pill or You Can Take the Red Pill. Either is Fine, Honestly. Just Don’t Take the Ivermectin
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March 16, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: McKinley, National, Town, Apollo, Summit, Olentangy
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires