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All posts tagged
mayors
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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November 7, 2023A Concession Speech by a Candidate Who Just Lost to a Dog Mayor
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December 12, 2022Small-Town Mayor Is Done with Visitors Looking for Love at Christmas Time
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January 6, 2022Low-Skilled, Easily Replaceable Employees Must Return to Work Immediately, Otherwise Our Society Will Collapse
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May 7, 2021We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits
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October 1, 2015As Your Mayor, I Promise I’m Going to Find a Way Out of This Well
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December 1, 2010I’m the Foursquare Mayor of This Goddamn Safeway
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead
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March 21, 2025American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards