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mayors
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November 7, 2023A Concession Speech by a Candidate Who Just Lost to a Dog Mayor
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December 12, 2022Small-Town Mayor Is Done with Visitors Looking for Love at Christmas Time
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January 6, 2022Low-Skilled, Easily Replaceable Employees Must Return to Work Immediately, Otherwise Our Society Will Collapse
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May 7, 2021We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits
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October 1, 2015As Your Mayor, I Promise I’m Going to Find a Way Out of This Well
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December 1, 2010I’m the Foursquare Mayor of This Goddamn Safeway
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