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All posts tagged
mcdonalds
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March 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Shamrock Shake
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June 10, 2016An Open Letter to the Like-Minded Mom at McDonald’s PlayPlace
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May 7, 2015The Hamburglar Speaks
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March 16, 2012James Joyce Orders a Shamrock Shake
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December 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags
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February 20, 2008Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 16: On Ghosts
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March 4, 2005Things You Don’t Expect to Find on a McDonald’s Reader-Board Menu
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April 22, 2002Students’ Responses to a Quiz on McDonald’s, Presented as Evidence That I Might Not Be Cutting It As an American Culture Teacher at a College in Ningbo, China
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December 21, 2001The Capital Of The World
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally