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December 7, 2020Wanted: Restaurant Savior, No Experience Necessary
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November 3, 2020For the Voter Who Is Disenfranchised
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November 3, 2020For the Voter Who Knows America Needs More Than Joe Biden
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November 3, 2020For the Voter Who is Casting Their Ballot In Person
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November 2, 2020For the Voter Who Is Vietnamese American and Speaking to Other Vietnamese American Voters
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November 2, 2020For the Voter Who Has a Seed Catalog
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November 2, 2020For the Voter Whose Daughter Knows Time Is Running Out
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November 1, 2020For the Voter Who Believes In Justice for All
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November 1, 2020For the Voter Stuck In Silence
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October 30, 2020For the Voter Who Is a Witch
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking