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September 17, 2020Daphne du Maurier’s Melania — A Gothic Tale of Mystery and Suspense for 2020
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November 28, 2018Secret Service Emergency Response Protocol 1434M: If the First Lady Is Attacked by Demonically Possessed Christmas Trees
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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June 22, 2018Fashion Tips for Visiting a Detention Center Filled With Children Who Were Ripped From Their Parents’ Arms
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May 31, 2018It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!
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May 25, 2018What Trump Talks About When He Talks About Love
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May 8, 2018I Am Al Capone’s Wife and I’d Like to Unveil My New Platform to Combat Organized Crime Among Children
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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December 4, 2017Soundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Colonnade Christmas Decorations
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead