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All posts tagged
missed-connections
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June 25, 2019Missed Connections: New Mom Seeking Other New Moms
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October 12, 2017Missed Connection: You, 30-Something Male; Me, THE VOID
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November 7, 2016Trump Rally Missed Connections
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September 8, 2014Missed Connection: Boys, Ages 6-12(?), Lived With Me on Nameless Tropical Island in Pacific Ocean at End of WWII
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September 11, 2012Yet Another Hipster Missed Connection
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September 28, 2011Masterpiece Theatre’s Missed Connections
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February 25, 2010Missed Food Connections
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March 30, 2004Sestina: Sestina of Missed Connections
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner