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August 1, 2023Captain Ahab’s Third Hour Playing the Claw Machine at Dave & Buster’s
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November 17, 2021I’m Captain Ahab and I Say We Must Never Transition Away from a Whale-Based Energy Industry
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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March 20, 2020Famous Works of Literature Revised for the Age of Coronavirus
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June 16, 2008Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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