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All posts tagged
moving
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May 17, 2024If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa
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April 11, 2024A Support Group for People Whose Friends Have Moved to Los Angeles
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January 18, 2024Increasingly Stressful U-Haul Rental Options
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August 23, 2023How I Imagine My Moving Day Will Go
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May 23, 2023End-of-Year Dorm Move-Out Procedures That Will Make This Anything But a Smooth Process
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January 10, 2023Moving to This City I Idealized Will Surely Solve All My Problems
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August 19, 2021For Sale: Cardboard Moving Boxes—FREE—Pickup Only
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September 15, 2020Why I’m Leaving This Plane of Existence
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August 25, 2017Why I’m Leaving New York (And Why It Has Nothing to Do With the Grumongulon)
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December 8, 2016“Why I’m Leaving New York” Essays Through the Ages
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner