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All posts tagged
moving
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May 17, 2024If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa
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April 11, 2024A Support Group for People Whose Friends Have Moved to Los Angeles
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January 18, 2024Increasingly Stressful U-Haul Rental Options
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August 23, 2023How I Imagine My Moving Day Will Go
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May 23, 2023End-of-Year Dorm Move-Out Procedures That Will Make This Anything But a Smooth Process
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January 10, 2023Moving to This City I Idealized Will Surely Solve All My Problems
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August 19, 2021For Sale: Cardboard Moving Boxes—FREE—Pickup Only
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September 15, 2020Why I’m Leaving This Plane of Existence
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August 25, 2017Why I’m Leaving New York (And Why It Has Nothing to Do With the Grumongulon)
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December 8, 2016“Why I’m Leaving New York” Essays Through the Ages
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 22, 2025After Studying Existentialism for a Semester, We Have Jokes
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January 21, 2025Why Are People Leaving This City We’ve Made Impossible to Live In?
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January 21, 2025I Am a Disappointed Trump Voter Who Was Told It Would Be the Past by Now
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep