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musicians
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May 21, 2019That Thing You Do While You’re Listening to Rush? It’s Not Actually Drumming
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January 5, 2017826 Chicago at Pitchfork: The Sound of a Million Open Windows: An Interview With Holly Herndon
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June 15, 2015Being a Muzak Session Guitarist Isn’t the Sex-Fueled Fantasy You Think It Is
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October 10, 2014The Stand-In Cannon Player for Last Week’s Performance of Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture” Apologizes
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August 29, 2014I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: You Tuba Players Can’t Deny
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August 7, 2014I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Ode to My Tuba
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July 3, 2014I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Real Men Bring Their Own Shade
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May 27, 2014I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Bellows of Discontent: The Art of the Orchestral Excerpt
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May 7, 2014Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Zoe DeLeon and the Family Band
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April 30, 2014I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Theme and Variations on the 2014 North American Brass Band Association Competition
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